Twinkle Toes

Praise him, praise him
So it goes
Michael's blessed with twinkle toes
I'll wipe my arse and pick my nose
I've seen how your garden grows

Thank you for the flowers baby
Pick with your own hand
Cover me with kisses baby
(It's just as maybe)
I will understand

Grace us with your common sense
Get a life! Here's 50 pence
I'll tow the line of the defence
Contributory negligence

I don't want to listen to your poetry
I don't want to hear about your miseries
I don't want to see you live in luxury
And I ain't gonna listen to history

So take your clothes of while you can
Long and lean and learned man
Save us from the master plan
Save us from his ying and yang

Thank you for the flowers baby
Picked with your own hand
Cover me with kisses baby
(It's just as maybe)
I will understand