The Kazoo Song

I've got news, important information
I've got clues that could lead to a confession

I had cause, I was driven to distraction
There are laws, I should be punished for my actions

It's not clever or original
No major earth shattering plan
But you'd know I am a criminal
If you found out how I went out with her

I was caught, But by then I'd hit the treasure
I was taught at Her Majesty's pleasure

I had friends who I obviously offended
I pretend that I never really meant it

It's not clever or original
No major earth shattering plan
But you'd know that I'm a criminal
If you found out how I went out with her

You can see that I'm in trouble
A persistant offender Doing it again