Fish Face

Some people look very funny
Some people ignore that
Those people believe that money
Is an aphrodisiac

Whilst brandashing this love potion
Any man can look like he's a fish
Been caught in the ocean
And get a Mata Hari in the sack

Some people shouldn't get depressed
They get the girls in bed Looking like they just received a kick in the head

He's cuddly, warm and jolly
(OK if you say so)
But he's got to be worth some lolly
To get you to suck his toes

More Billy Joel than Ritchie Valens
And so, is it his talents
Or maybe his big bank balance
Or his Probiscis monkey nose

Who never ends up on the shelf
Cops off at dances
Fell out of the ugly tree
And hit all the branches

Fish Face!