Venus in Fake Furs

Venus in fake furs says
the glamorous at home are glamorous alone
Venus in fake furs says
the root of all despair is tawdry underwear

She loves artificial and she loves superficial
But nothing could be finer
than walking out beside her wearing real leatherette

Venus in fake furs has the whole world in her hands
It jumps on her command
Venus in fake furs wants a super Superman
And gets one 'cos she can

She hates ordinary 'cos she is quite contrary
You couldn't get much closer
than reclining on her sofa made of real leatherette

She eats vegetation 'cos she hates vivisection
Her transport is much older
When it needed reupholstered
she used real leatherette

Venus in fake furs wouldn't mind eleven toes
like Marilyn Monroe
Venus in fake furs says
there's good in everyone but peroxides have more fun

She wears drastic plastic
and she skips the light fantastic
You couldn't get much closer
than reclining on her sofa made of real leatherette